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Becca05
July 21st,2005, 01:49 PM
i agree with using a contraceptive...my parents to this day dont know that i have had sex and wouldnt support me, so i went behind their backs and went to the health department and got a years worth of free birth control even if you are under 18 they wont contact your parents and also there is alot a teen can do to protect themselves without their parents ever knowing, like planned parenthood i went there twice to get the morning after pill and it was all confidential.

yogi6807
July 22nd,2005, 05:42 PM
just to give you a heads up my wife was on the patch when my baby girl was brought into this world.

yogi6807
July 22nd,2005, 05:46 PM
oh yeah and latex condoms are a must unless you want the chance of a nasty surprise. I've seen it way too much where some bad things get caught that never go away.

xoxoashleyxoxo
July 23rd,2005, 11:45 AM
just to give you a heads up my wife was on the patch when my baby girl was brought into this world.

wow!!! i was on the patch too. shows how much that works. i never thought the patch was soo effective for some reason. but i know when alot of girls are on birth control they automatically think now i dont half to wear a condom. yuh we all know it feels hell of alot better but theres still those two resons why i still make my partner wear a condom too b/c the birth control is not 100% effective and risks of getting std's. ewwwwww noooooo!!!!!

tan2relax
July 23rd,2005, 08:39 PM
How to avoid pregnancy?

Don't have sex. duh!!

Remember "Condoms don't protect the heart!!"

xoxoashleyxoxo
July 23rd,2005, 11:39 PM
How to avoid pregnancy?

Don't have sex. duh!!

Remember "Condoms don't protect the heart!!"

but..... the world is soo different today. i dont know one person who doesent have sex now. from 15 and up.

tan2relax
July 26th,2005, 07:40 AM
but..... the world is soo different today. i dont know one person who doesent have sex now. from 15 and up.


Just because teens are having sex doesn't make it ok. :confused: It is a decision you make. There are many other ways to express your love for someone. If you give it away to every Tom, Dick and Harry it is not special anymore. That is just my opinion and it may be oldfashioned but I am not that old. :D

PS. I waited and it is not impossible. I found a man who loves me for me not for what I could give him in bed. I am not a prude I am very adventureous in bed, once it is with someone you love and cherish anything goes. :p

xoxoashleyxoxo
July 26th,2005, 05:09 PM
Just because teens are having sex doesn't make it ok. :confused: It is a decision you make. There are many other ways to express your love for someone. If you give it away to every Tom, Dick and Harry it is not special anymore. That is just my opinion and it may be oldfashioned but I am not that old. :D

PS. I waited and it is not impossible. I found a man who loves me for me not for what I could give him in bed. I am not a prude I am very adventureous in bed, once it is with someone you love and cherish anything goes. :p

my opinion is just the same as yours. i know so many people who just are soo damn easy that it discusts me. but any ways thats great atleast u know u have a good man on your hands, i wish i was in your position.what girl doesnt want a good man bc now days there soo hard to find.
99.9% dawgs....

Iraqisun
July 28th,2005, 05:28 AM
Just because teens are having sex doesn't make it ok. :confused: It is a decision you make. There are many other ways to express your love for someone. If you give it away to every Tom, Dick and Harry it is not special anymore. That is just my opinion and it may be oldfashioned but I am not that old. :D

PS. I waited and it is not impossible. I found a man who loves me for me not for what I could give him in bed. I am not a prude I am very adventureous in bed, once it is with someone you love and cherish anything goes. :p

I agree 100% its so much nicer to be with a man you love and who loves you

xoxoashleyxoxo
July 29th,2005, 01:09 AM
I agree 100% its so much nicer to be with a man you love and who loves you

exactly said...

TANMAN0302
August 2nd,2005, 10:15 AM
Don't Ask Me...my Wife Is Ready To Pop Any Day Now!

xoxoashleyxoxo
November 6th,2005, 07:58 PM
awwww.

sexybodaciousbab
October 16th,2006, 11:16 PM
everyone whos wrote on here had a good point. i know alot of gurls who i thought were my friends, and boyfriends who i thought were half decient guys all, not most, all of my exfriends and exboyfriends have have babies or have caught stds most have some they cant get ride of, right after i stopped hanging out with them. im glad i left them all in the dust when i did. it makes me sad to hear that there in that position but they dug there on grave now they half to lie in it.

Mallory
October 18th,2006, 08:24 AM
most the girls i graduated high school with have kid(s) and its sick, just be safe...er. i mean its sick that people wont strap up. i dont want a kid or a std, or aids. its too risky, and how well do you really know the person your sleeping w? ppl lie

EloquentOne
February 27th,2008, 01:07 AM
I grew up in the church and sex education was never enforced, it was always look down upon... I think it would have been a good idea to at least tell kids about the benefits of condoms and protection...that does not necessarily mean that they are going to go out and start having sex because of something just talking about it....

Aprilzzz
June 19th,2008, 04:46 PM
Hmmmm

Car_ly
June 28th,2008, 07:08 PM
I grew up in the church and sex education was never enforced, it was always look down upon... I think it would have been a good idea to at least tell kids about the benefits of condoms and protection...that does not necessarily mean that they are going to go out and start having sex because of something just talking about it....

I agree with you..Instead of always focusing how bad or looked down upon something is, everyone should know people will still do whatever and still inform them on how to do things the safe way if the informers truly cared about who they were "teaching"

kisco kid
June 28th,2008, 08:17 PM
You know teenage pregnancy has always been a problem !! your generation is no different than the girls and couples of over 50 years ago !!! Except a boy or man stepped up tp the plate and married the girl, to make her an honest woman. The other alternative was the young lady went away to Aunt Margies, which was a an orphanage or halfway house for unwed mothers,where she deliverd the baby and it went to expectant waiting parents. When I was a teenager in the mid to late sixties, there were girls that got "In trouble" and either got married, or then in New York the Abortion Bill Passed and Doctor that were deliverying babies,went to terminating them. And yes there was always a few girls that were easy, and got preganant and did not know who the daddy was !! No D N A testing 40 years ago !! My point is not to boar you, But to let you Know this has always been and always will be a problem !! Because the majority will experiment with sex cause were grown up and know everything !!! until the Baby is born.

Ronaldo10
February 15th,2010, 12:49 AM
Teenage pregnancy is a rather frightening reality that can tear all of your hopes and dreams to shreds. In avoiding this to happen, one should know the duration of the cycle, i.e. first day of the last menstrual bleeding to the first day of the present menstrual bleeding. This is the duration of the menstrual cycle. Duration varies from person to person & is usually between 26 to 31 days. Ovulation approximately occurs in the middle of the cycle, i.e. duration of the cycle - (minus) 14 days (this also varies).A week before and a week after is considered to be fertile period. The days apart from this is so called the safe periods in which fertile does not take place. One can avoid pregnancy by doing sexual activity in safe periods.

kisco kid
February 15th,2010, 12:54 AM
we dont revive old threads !! especially ones that are almost 2 years old !

Tanru
February 15th,2010, 10:54 AM
Hmm broken english and sentences that don't make much sence. Reviving old threads. Sounds like it is Vhien again. :bigyawn: :bigyawn: :bigyawn:

kisco kid
February 15th,2010, 01:17 PM
I agree wit ashley, the world is so different compare before. Even 14 yrs old already have sex. I suggest ALWAYS use condoms even if your partner insist.


Makes alot of sense !! :koo:

Bellalicious
February 15th,2010, 07:26 PM
Ugh another old thread? Still I have to weigh in on the issue at hand...

I do not believe in contraceptives. If you want to avoid pregnancy, please dont have sex. I am a proud Catholic, and my husband and myself practice the natural family planning method. I do not judge those who use contraceptives, as I am mature enough to realize not everyone practices my beliefs. However, I do personally judge those who believe in taking the "morning after pill". The fact that the original poster stated that she did this on several occasions, makes me ill. I dont understand at what point in this teenage girl's life did she feel more important than Christ to take life into her own hands. I pray that today she has had a change of heart, and practices abstinence or the use of contraceptives to prevent pregnancy.

AlbinoMan?
February 15th,2010, 07:35 PM
Can you please explain 'natural family planning' :thinking:

Bellalicious
February 15th,2010, 07:39 PM
I basically chart my fetility and keep track of my cycle. We have sex throughout the month except for the few days when my fertility is peaking, which is right around the ovulation day. As a Catholic family, we do not believe in birth control or "pulling out", so we choose not to have sex on my fertile days. Once a woman charts her cycle/fertility it is very easy to figure out.

Basically, we believe that having sex just to have sex is selfish and full of sin. That doesnt mean we dont have fun or get wild, but we do it as man and wife.

Bellalicious
February 15th,2010, 07:41 PM
Here is a mini article I found:

Official Catholic
Catholic doctrine holds that God (http://thetanforum.com/wiki/God) created sexual intercourse to be both unitive and procreative (http://thetanforum.com/wiki/Procreation).[39] (http://thetanforum.com/#cite_note-cotcc2368-38) This church considers deliberately altering fertility or the marital act with the intention of preventing procreation to be sinful. Thus, artificial birth control methods are forbidden, as are acts intended to end in orgasm outside the context of intercourse (e.g. masturbation or oral sex that is not part of foreplay).[40] (http://thetanforum.com/#cite_note-cwest-39) At the same time, not having sex at all (abstinence) is considered morally acceptable.[39] (http://thetanforum.com/#cite_note-cotcc2368-38)
Having sex at an infertile time in a woman's life (such as pregnancy or post-menopause (http://thetanforum.com/wiki/Menopause)) is also considered acceptable, since the infertile condition is considered to be created by God, rather than as an act by the couple.[41] (http://thetanforum.com/#cite_note-40) Similarly, under Catholic theology, it may be morally acceptable to abstain during the fertile part of the woman's menstrual cycle (http://thetanforum.com/wiki/Menstrual_cycle).[39] (http://thetanforum.com/#cite_note-cotcc2368-38) Increasing the postpartum (http://thetanforum.com/wiki/Postnatal) infertile period through particular breastfeeding practices — the lactational amenorrhea method — is also considered a natural and morally unobjectionable way to space a family's children.[42] (http://thetanforum.com/#cite_note-41)
The Catholic Church acknowledges a potential benefit of spacing children[39] (http://thetanforum.com/#cite_note-cotcc2368-38) and use of NFP for this reason is encouraged. Humanae Vitae (http://thetanforum.com/wiki/Humanae_Vitae) cites "physical, economic, psychological and social conditions" as possibly compelling reasons to avoid pregnancy.[43] (http://thetanforum.com/#cite_note-42) Couples are warned, however, against using NFP for selfish, immoral, or insincere reasons.[39] (http://thetanforum.com/#cite_note-cotcc2368-38) A few Catholic theologians argue that couples with several children may morally choose to avoid pregnancy, even if their circumstances (emotional, physical, and economic) would allow for more children.[44] (http://thetanforum.com/#cite_note-43) More commonly, Catholic sources extol the benefits children bring to their parents, their siblings, and society in general, and encourage couples to have as many children as their circumstances make practical.[45] (http://thetanforum.com/#cite_note-44)[46] (http://thetanforum.com/#cite_note-45)[47] (http://thetanforum.com/#cite_note-46)[48] (http://thetanforum.com/#cite_note-47)

AlbinoMan?
February 15th,2010, 08:13 PM
Me not being a doctor, or, having command of a woman's fertile tendencies:surprised:, is there a chance that one month things go haywire, the schedule is not as repetitve as it has been, and then one day, UH-OH:yikes:, we are having another munchkin:excited:? Is that a possibility?

Bellalicious
February 15th,2010, 08:20 PM
Of course it is, but that is a risk you take : ) We had been trying, and this we conceived on our 3rd cycle of trying. It was one of those....okay our oldest is 3, so we know we need to get started on making the 2nd. I dont want my children too incredibly spaced out... The way it is going to work out...Our children will be 3 years and 10 months apart.

There is room for error, however when you know what you are doing, and you truly "know" your body, it NFP can be just as effective as a pill.

I chart with Fertility Friend, ovulation tests ( you can get from drug stores or super markets) and use my Basal Body Thermometer. I have yet to check my cervical mucus or the position of my cervix, because sticking my finger inside me to touch my cervix, just sounds painful and disgusting.

AlbinoMan?
February 15th,2010, 08:28 PM
As long as you have it planned exactly, and nothing goes screwy (pardon the expression), then you'll be okay.

Me, it was a different story with my 2 kids. While all my friends were smiling everyday:excited:, it only took me once each time to get the wife preggers:banghead:. One lousy time for each kid:banghead: :banghead:. In and out, wham bam thank you maam, and the ball (pardon the expression) game is done and over with.:yikes:

All my friends wives we having difficulty getting pregnant, and they were getting it every night:rofl:, but me, NO:mad050:, one time in and that was the end of the ninth inning. Lights out!:pulling_hair:

So if anyone is reading this and you are having trouble getting pregnant:pulling_hair:, just call me for instant gratification:excited:. I guarantee that after one night, you will be telling your friends and family that you have done it, and a lil one is on the way!:excited:

I know Bella, this is not the way it's suppose to be.:rofl:

Bellalicious
February 15th,2010, 08:31 PM
LOL you are funny!

AlbinoMan?
February 15th,2010, 08:35 PM
Tee-hee!

Now do I deserve the right to be referred to as Hun or Babe by you?:excited:

The Norseman
February 15th,2010, 08:37 PM
Tee-hee!

Now do I deserve the right to be referred to as Hun or Babe by you?:excited:

Uh, Albino, that was Cali who called everyone Hun or Babe. Maybe Bella can take over the role of official "babe sayer"?

Bellalicious
February 15th,2010, 08:49 PM
I think Cali still holds that position!

kisco kid
February 15th,2010, 08:53 PM
Intresting that you still follow doctrine that was used to control people !

Cupid_Addict
February 15th,2010, 09:00 PM
Hmm broken english and sentences that don't make much sence. Reviving old threads. Sounds like it is Vhien again. :bigyawn: :bigyawn: :bigyawn:

:rofl: almost choked on my coffee.... good one Tanru :rofl:

Tanru
February 16th,2010, 06:45 AM
:rofl: almost choked on my coffee.... good one Tanru :rofl:

Lol!! :lau14:

kisco kid
February 16th,2010, 07:53 AM
Lol!! :lau14:

:rofl::rofl:

Bellalicious
February 17th,2010, 10:17 AM
Intresting that you still follow doctrine that was used to control people !

Suprise suprise! I think in some sort of fashion, everyone follows some sort of doctrine that is used to control people. I just choose Catholicism.:excited:

The Norseman
February 17th,2010, 10:35 AM
Suprise suprise! I think in some sort of fashion, everyone follows some sort of doctrine that is used to control people. I just choose Catholicism.:excited:

I chose Gin & Tonics. http://thetanforum.com/images/icons/grin.gif

Tanru
February 17th,2010, 11:05 AM
I chose Gin & Tonics. http://thetanforum.com/images/icons/grin.gif

Alco :)

The Norseman
February 17th,2010, 11:08 AM
Alco :)

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk.

Alchoholics go to meetings. http://thetanforum.com/images/icons/grin.gif

josephga
February 17th,2010, 03:17 PM
Me not being a doctor, or, having command of a woman's fertile tendencies:surprised:, is there a chance that one month things go haywire, the schedule is not as repetitve as it has been, and then one day, UH-OH:yikes:, we are having another munchkin:excited:? Is that a possibility?


I went to school with a guy he and his wife are Catholic. he says they don't believe in artificial means of birth control, they watch he cycle and such. i dont think it worked in their case they have 6 kids lol

Cupid_Addict
February 17th,2010, 04:18 PM
I went to school with a guy he and his wife are Catholic. he says they don't believe in artificial means of birth control, they watch he cycle and such. i dont think it worked in their case they have 6 kids lol

Or it did work because they would have 19 kids.... :rofl:

kisco kid
February 17th,2010, 04:22 PM
Or it did work because they would have 19 kids.... :rofl:

thats alot of kids !! :yikes:

AlbinoMan?
February 17th,2010, 04:29 PM
Any amount of kids is a lotta kids.

Bella has yet to experience hers as pre-teens and teens, and will only do so when they are no longer MUNCHKINS! Then the battle royale starts.:rofl:

Car_ly
February 17th,2010, 05:30 PM
I have nothing against prevention. plus, theres always certian things taken in different ways. one can take a vicodin for post surgery or take it because they want to get high (or something..bad example!) i see BC the same way..some get very ill to where they cannot normally function without the proper hormones leveling or whatever or have a period 24/7 without taking it ,so it helps alot for those reasons rather than using it for the purpose of preventing getting pregnant.

kisco kid
February 17th,2010, 09:26 PM
keeping your legs closed or find a man that shoots blanks is two of the best ways not to get pregnant.

AlbinoMan?
February 17th,2010, 09:27 PM
Getting married and staying married for 20-odd years does the trick too!:rofl:

kisco kid
February 17th,2010, 09:32 PM
Getting married and staying married for 20-odd years does the trick too!:rofl:

you wife could have shot you and got less time !!!!! :rofl: :rofl:

AlbinoMan?
February 18th,2010, 03:20 AM
Then she wouldn't have gotten pregnant and have the kids she has!

Tanru
February 18th,2010, 06:21 AM
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk.

Alchoholics go to meetings. http://thetanforum.com/images/icons/grin.gif

I like your thinking :)

The Norseman
February 18th,2010, 08:57 AM
I like your thinking :)

I figured you would.....ya lush. :drunk:

j/k

Car_ly
February 18th,2010, 09:46 AM
keeping your legs closed or find a man that shoots blanks is two of the best ways not to get pregnant.

so blunt, yet true.

kisco kid
February 18th,2010, 01:21 PM
so blunt, yet true.

Why Beat around the Bush ! :rofl: :rofl:

Tanru
February 18th,2010, 04:44 PM
Why Beat around the Bush ! :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl:

Card
February 18th,2010, 04:58 PM
Just do what me and the Ole lady do...

Have Oral Sex!!!!
She Tell tells me...."F you Asshole"
I tell her........."F you Asshole"

:rofl:

kisco kid
February 18th,2010, 05:21 PM
True Love !

Card
February 18th,2010, 05:25 PM
True Love !

If you want to call it that..:rofl:

kisco kid
February 18th,2010, 09:28 PM
Hallway sex is what I call it ! :rofl: :rofl:

Rachelbaby2209
February 19th,2010, 08:15 AM
im a birthcontrol &condom baby haha nobodies safe.......my parents call me a suprise lol

kisco kid
February 19th,2010, 01:45 PM
im a birthcontrol &condom baby haha nobodies safe.......my parents call me a suprise lol

My X-wife if she was indian, would be called "Broken Rubber" !! :rofl: :rofl:

aaronalexander
February 26th,2010, 10:21 PM
im a birthcontrol &condom baby haha nobodies safe.......my parents call me a suprise lol

Haha love you Rachel! Umm, I don't really have an opinion here though, being that I'm gay and don't plan on any pregnancies any time LOL. Just adopted a Chihuahua and he is my baby!! :)

Tanru
February 27th,2010, 06:02 AM
Haha love you Rachel! Umm, I don't really have an opinion here though, being that I'm gay and don't plan on any pregnancies any time LOL. Just adopted a Chihuahua and he is my baby!! :)

I love chihuahua's they are so cute, post us a pic if you can Aaron :)

kisco kid
February 27th,2010, 06:14 AM
Get him a job at Taco Bell !! :rofl: :rofl: Long or short hair ?

Card
February 27th,2010, 07:49 AM
Get him a job at Taco Bell !! :rofl: :rofl: Long or short hair ?

I think the Taco bell one died??
Heck Aaron go for it they are hiring..:rofl:

kisco kid
February 27th,2010, 10:29 AM
I think the Taco bell one died??
Heck Aaron go for it they are hiring..:rofl:

Free Lunch !!! :excited: :excited:

aaronalexander
February 27th,2010, 05:29 PM
I love chihuahua's they are so cute, post us a pic if you can Aaron :)

http://i47.tinypic.com/1jx6js.jpg http://i45.tinypic.com/s4uefr.jpg http://i45.tinypic.com/2nvh40g.jpg http://i50.tinypic.com/2qk3wwm.jpg http://i49.tinypic.com/2elwjrq.jpg http://i46.tinypic.com/ziwsgx.jpg http://i46.tinypic.com/2zjky9s.jpg

Rachelbaby2209
February 27th,2010, 05:35 PM
i want ur damn doggggg

kisco kid
February 27th,2010, 05:46 PM
Cute Dawg ! :excited:

Bellalicious
February 27th,2010, 07:37 PM
I went to school with a guy he and his wife are Catholic. he says they don't believe in artificial means of birth control, they watch he cycle and such. i dont think it worked in their case they have 6 kids lol

Just the opposite there guy....it did work, because "good" Catholic families have lots of babies : )

AlbinoMan?
February 27th,2010, 08:10 PM
Didnt know that the Muslims and Africans were catholic as well. They seem to come here and pump out babies like a candy machine pumps out life savers.:eek:

They all walk around with 89 kids:yikes: so I assume they don't believe in birth control either. Baby after baby after baby after baby after baby.............:banghead:

kisco kid
February 27th,2010, 08:30 PM
Just the opposite there guy....it did work, because "good" Catholic families have lots of babies : )

That's cuz ther horney from sitting in church !

AlbinoMan?
February 27th,2010, 08:38 PM
NO, THEY LIKE TO VISIT OUR NICE AND CLEAN AND FREE HOSPITALS!:banghead:

kisco kid
February 27th,2010, 10:04 PM
how to prevent pregenancy ? Chasity Belt ! :rofl: :rofl:

Tanru
February 28th,2010, 05:18 PM
Ahh she is precious Aaron! So cute :)

kisco kid
February 28th,2010, 05:49 PM
Name ??

josephga
February 28th,2010, 06:53 PM
I love chihuahua's they are so cute, post us a pic if you can Aaron :)

I love them too mine was 10 years old when died around october. the one b4 him lived too be 17

josephga
February 28th,2010, 06:57 PM
Ahh she is precious Aaron! So cute :)

this was my spencer he died from joint and bone disease in October at the age of 10, id had him since he was 6 weeks old.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y260/josephga/IMG_1456.jpg

AlbinoMan?
February 28th,2010, 07:16 PM
Chihuahuas dont do too well here in Canada in the winter. They freeze. Not enough body fat to keep them warm. My uncle, many years ago, had one. The dog got out in the middle of winter never to return.

kisco kid
February 28th,2010, 08:59 PM
Chihuahuas dont do too well here in Canada in the winter. They freeze. Not enough body fat to keep them warm. My uncle, many years ago, had one. The dog got out in the middle of winter never to return.

Was longing for Mexican Food !! couldn't stand the Canadian Fare ! :rofl: :rofl:

Car_ly
February 28th,2010, 09:34 PM
Chihuahuas dont do too well here in Canada in the winter. They freeze. Not enough body fat to keep them warm. My uncle, many years ago, had one. The dog got out in the middle of winter never to return.

that's awful. poor thing.. :[

my dog is going on 7 and still is a freak. he acts like a pup and if you aren't in decent shape good luck getting him because its always a game of chase unless you yell at him and he knows you're serious. he would never survive out in the wild or cold..because as soon as he sees snow he buries himself in it..such a smart dog.

aaronalexander
March 1st,2010, 02:31 PM
Name ??

HIS name is Juicy, he just likes to wear pink :) And be carried around in a Juicy Couture bag :)

Rachelbaby2209
March 1st,2010, 03:20 PM
aaron i love u lol that adoriable

AlbinoMan?
March 1st,2010, 03:22 PM
HIS name is Juicy, he just likes to wear pink :) And be carried around in a Juicy Couture bag :)

Pics please!:excited:

On second thought, better not!:rofl:

Card
March 1st,2010, 03:23 PM
Does the other dogs make fun of HIM??
:rofl:

kisco kid
March 1st,2010, 03:51 PM
Does the other dogs make fun of HIM??
:rofl:

:rofl::rofl:

Cupid_Addict
March 1st,2010, 07:48 PM
:bigyawn:

AlbinoMan?
March 1st,2010, 08:02 PM
How about we close off this 4 page thread about how to avoid pregnancy by
A) Don't have sex:nono:
B) Don't have unprotected sex, meaning condoms and birth control pills:nono:
C) Don't get artificially inseminated:nono:
D) Don't visit a sperm bank:nono:
E) Don't star in a porno film:nono:
F) Change your name from Mary to anything else:clap:

Now, can we put this thread to rest?:excited:

Card
March 1st,2010, 08:09 PM
Letter A)
Opps!!!

Should have typed that before last night there!!

Maybe Between 11:05 and 11:07..:rofl:

kisco kid
March 1st,2010, 11:34 PM
how About We Close Off This 4 Page Thread About How To Avoid Pregnancy By
A) Don't Have Sex:nono:
B) Don't Have Unprotected Sex, Meaning Condoms And Birth Control Pills:nono:
C) Don't Get Artificially Inseminated:nono:
D) Don't Visit A Sperm Bank:nono:
E) Don't Star In A Porno Film:nono:
F) Change Your Name From Mary To Anything Else:clap:

Now, Can We Put This Thread To Rest?:excited:

r.i.p.

EloquentOne
March 18th,2010, 03:01 AM
I chose to wait to have sex until I was 26 years old... been on the pill ever since except when I was not on health insurance and didn't have any refills... only took the morning after pill once when the condom slipped. Whoops! Thank God I am back on b.c. and don't need to rely on condoms anymore... PS. I'm married.:P

Princesa
March 18th,2010, 10:43 AM
How about we close off this 4 page thread about how to avoid pregnancy by
A) Don't have sex:nono:
B) Don't have unprotected sex, meaning condoms and birth control pills:nono:
C) Don't get artificially inseminated:nono:
D) Don't visit a sperm bank:nono:
E) Don't star in a porno film:nono:
F) Change your name from Mary to anything else:clap:

Now, can we put this thread to rest?:excited:

:rofl:

You forgot to add

G) Get sterilized
H) Keep your hands,etc to and on yourself only

The Norseman
March 18th,2010, 12:08 PM
:rofl:

You forgot to add

G) Get sterilized
H) Keep your hands,etc to and on yourself only

Now part H is no fun at all. :sad09:

AlbinoMan?
March 18th,2010, 12:37 PM
Neither is G if you are the guy!:rofl:

The Norseman
March 18th,2010, 01:25 PM
Neither is G if you are the guy!:rofl:


I had a friend who got a vasectomy. His wife found someone who would do it, then she started bargain shopping for someone who would do it for less.

He had to tell her that a vasectomy is not the kind fo thing you want to go with the lowest bidder on.

Card
March 18th,2010, 04:15 PM
I can see the Dr's Bidding now...
Can I get 500.00 for this man's Scrotum??
How About 250.00

BANG!!!!

Sold To Stevie Wonder in the Back for 200.00
:rofl:

Lee_x
March 18th,2010, 06:19 PM
I can see the Dr's Bidding now...
Can I get 500.00 for this man's Scrotum??
How About 250.00

BANG!!!!

Sold To Stevie Wonder in the Back for 200.00
:rofl:

omg :rofl::rofl:

kisco kid
March 18th,2010, 06:20 PM
I had a friend who got a vasectomy. His wife found someone who would do it, then she started bargain shopping for someone who would do it for less.

He had to tell her that a vasectomy is not the kind fo thing you want to go with the lowest bidder on.

that's when she'll get prego ! after the lowest bidder did his cost effective job ! :rofl: :rofl: :surprised:

Car_ly
March 18th,2010, 07:09 PM
I had a friend who got a vasectomy. His wife found someone who would do it, then she started bargain shopping for someone who would do it for less.

He had to tell her that a vasectomy is not the kind fo thing you want to go with the lowest bidder on.

I'm surprised men are actually willing to do that. dont you then shoot blanks? that must be depressing at first for a guy...or maybe I'm just thinking too hard lol.

AlbinoMan?
March 18th,2010, 07:37 PM
I can see the Dr's Bidding now...
Can I get 500.00 for this man's Scrotum??
How About 250.00

BANG!!!!

Sold To Stevie Wonder in the Back for 200.00
:rofl:

Dammit Card. Should have told the wife to wait it out. I know a blind guy that'll do it for $50.00. Think Stevie would known the difference?

kisco kid
March 18th,2010, 07:38 PM
I'm surprised men are actually willing to do that. dont you then shoot blanks? that must be depressing at first for a guy...or maybe I'm just thinking too hard lol.

As Long as the doctor snips the right thing !! snips it wrong and the guy will be called Mr.6:30 for the rest of his life !!! :eek: :surprised: :rofl: :rofl:

The Norseman
March 22nd,2010, 09:57 AM
I'm surprised men are actually willing to do that. dont you then shoot blanks? that must be depressing at first for a guy...or maybe I'm just thinking too hard lol.

You may be right, I'm not sure.....and there's no way I'm going to be asking my friend that sort of question. http://thetanforum.com/images/icons/grin.gif

kisco kid
March 23rd,2010, 11:28 PM
You may be right, I'm not sure.....and there's no way I'm going to be asking my friend that sort of question. http://thetanforum.com/images/icons/grin.gif

from what friends told me it still works the same as ever ! it's just a loaded shot ! :rofl: :rofl:

kisco kid
July 1st,2010, 01:01 AM
spammer !!!

AlbinoMan?
July 1st,2010, 05:09 AM
don't have sex until you ready for it :p

Just have sex all by yourself, fanlink!

kisco kid
July 1st,2010, 11:38 AM
it's called solitary sex !! take things in your own hand !!!